NPoCP: "Shark" Edition!

"Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen" (sportwagen)
10/01/2014 at 20:28 • Filed to: NPoCP, Hyundai, Tiburon, GT, Autotrader

So I was just browsing Autotrader for manual coupes, and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! popped up:

I'm not sure how it can be this cheap... with a clean CarFax and 96K miles at that!

DISCUSSION (23)

jkm7680 > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 20:31

It's probably been crashed/flooded beyond belief.

Frosted > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 20:34

V6, manual? NP.

JEM > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 20:39

I just sold my '05 and it had 190,000 miles, still ran fine. These are great little cars for commuting and "spirited" driving. Very comfortable too.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > jkm7680
10/01/2014 at 20:46

Well they have a mechanically identical one for sale (same dealership!) for $1k more :/

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Frosted
10/01/2014 at 20:47

I agree!

jkm7680 > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 20:47

I'm gonna have to go with flooded/totaled on this one.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > jkm7680
10/01/2014 at 20:51

But clean CarFax! /sarc, maybe

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JEM
10/01/2014 at 20:57

I want one ;)

TDogg > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 21:13

Sounds too good to be true, but if it checked out, I'd totally rock it.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > TDogg
10/01/2014 at 21:29

Looking at the picks the pass side has the shit dented out of it... oh well! Dimpled for speed, because racecar! (It would seriously be an autocross car; stripped backseat, brakes, wheels, tires, etc.)

TDogg > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 21:32

Even so, it'd still be a NP in my book if the drivetrain is good. Especially if you could somehow weasel them down a couple hundred bucks lol

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > TDogg
10/01/2014 at 21:35

LOL 1250? DEAL!!! UNP! Cheap racecar = *OF HAPPENINGS*

No Prius Needed > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 21:42

Well Jacksonville is pretty much tiburon central.

Manuél Ferrari > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 22:25

This is really ironic - I tried to view your post about Python and got this Kinja error:

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Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Manuél Ferrari
10/01/2014 at 22:27

LOLOL Kinja at it's best ;) I figured it out :) Put the randomizer INSIDE the loop!

Manuél Ferrari > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/01/2014 at 22:29

Haha Kinja was like "hey don't talk about other technology not working properly, you're only supposed to talk about me that way!"

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Manuél Ferrari
10/01/2014 at 22:32

HAHA I love that!

JKER > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/02/2014 at 00:27

I had an '03, still my favorite car to this day. Worked on that car more than any other car I've owned though.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JKER
10/02/2014 at 00:28

I was thinking Miata, but.....

JKER > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/02/2014 at 00:32

Disclaimer **Price excludes tax, tag, dealer installed options, $98 private tag agency fee and $699.00 pre-delivery service fee

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JKER
10/02/2014 at 00:36

!? Dafuq is a "pre-delivery service fee"?

JKER > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/02/2014 at 00:39

They gotta get paid to vacuum the interior man!

In all honesty I have no idea I've never bought from a dealership before but just thought I'd point that out.

Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > JKER
10/02/2014 at 00:40

Ugh #stealership